Primary Sourcebook: Talking about History

ilovecharts:

Stereotyping In Europe

keylaleigh:

medicinaldog:

xgalaxywalkerx:

amako-chan:

aidenlolita87:

minatobaby:

tytree:

loli-pops:

Mario from Super Paper Mario

Considering how much I suck as this game…

Except I haven’t died yet in it, so I guess I’m safe.

I’m fucked

ASBEL LHANT

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Chizuru Yukimura?  

Oh yeahhh~ I don’t mind (well depending on the ending lol)  

…Molly in Harvest Moon: Animal Parade. I am not fucked at all. I’m filthy rich with a lovely country-style house, a large barn and chicken coop, 3 fields of crops, newly-wed, and quite well-off, for a farmer. :D

So Im my Animal Crossing character? 
I AM SAAAAFE, HELL YEA. 

tf2 - sniper

oh god i’m screwed

I’m the scout from Dragon Warrior Monsters: Joker. If I can nab myself a sweet team, I’ll be a-okay

I was playing Civ V as Otto von Bismark. I am gonna be so fired when Whilhem goes nuts.

(Source: forthehive)

dgcakes:

pedoshaming:

deletethestars:

averyvoidingheir:

tipsybutt:

pyrope-sexual:

resplendentgalaxies:

mossdeepcity:

soujizz:

sensorium139:

estearisa:

Tales of the Abyss: You play as the photocopy of an aristocrat who loves his master and travels with his companions who he initially hates. He then has a change of heart and he has to stop his master who’s angry about the fall of angel island.

Tales of Graces F: You play some dimwit and with his friends which include a little emotionless girl , a whiney obsessive girl that gets in the way of the yaois, an obviously gay prince, the dimwit’s tsundere brother, an old guy that makes everything perverted and a “genius” who has a creepy obsession with touching the little girl. The game is basically finding out how “magical” friendship is. It’s like My little pony the JRPG. 

persona 3: you walk up stairs at night

mother 3: you run around with your dog, a cripple, and a tomboy and beat up a fat kid and half your family dies.

trauma center: a game in which you are an underaged doctor with a bitch assistant and who has to blow up diseases with lasers and diffuse bombs using a scalpel

Animal Crossing: You move into a town full of gross furries and you are dirt poor. Your mother left you nothing more than the shirt on your back and the promise to write you every several blue moons. Soon you miraculously own a shitty shack of a house and owe a near-naked tanuki your soul for the entire duration of your life that never ends.

Assassin’s Creed 2: You play as a main character who gets maybe a total of 45 minutes of screentime. Otherwise, you play as a guy who’s brothers and father get hanged, gets his home stolen from him, is reduced to nothing, and is shouldered with the responsibility of joining a mysterious secret society that he knew nothing about until the night before all of his male relatives were jailed. The guards are all out to get you, and to top it all off, your sister is whiny and annoying and your mother goes into a catatonic state.

The Sims 3: So you can make people and make them do stuff

like whoo i’m going to get a job fuuuunnnnn

oh man i’m hungry I’mma drink this juice

decorate my house with mirrors and useless junk

oh wait did that bitch just steal my flamingo lawn decoration 

fuck her

oh wow i met some person who’s dumb and and unemployed and lives with their mom lets get married and have babies who pee in the baby potty but a puddle of pee shows up on the floor anyway gotta mop up that rank shit

and the butterflies and the rocks and the seeds wOOOoooooOooooooOoOo

Minecraft: ok so its sort of like virtual legos with 8bit graphics. When you start out you have to punch trees to get wood and then you use the wood to make an ax to cut down more trees then you make a pickaxe so you can tunnel endlessly for iron and diamonds but you’ll maybe find 5 diamonds in your whole life, also, creepers will explode and ruin EVERYTHING you love

but its a really fun game  

pokemon: its literally about dog fighting

you essentially play an unfeeling god on a budget where unless you cheat or know what to do, you watch your creations die over and over again in increasingly horrific ways, while your sadistic mind takes over and you slowly go insane

Goes for either princess maker 2 or the sims take your pick

(Source: effyeahpegasister)

fyeahbadrperpolarbear:

The OC in question had lived in California ‘his whole life’, but apparently had been working as a bartender since he was 15. The player themself claimed they were born and raised in America.

(Source: hotcunts, via thecrimsonblood)

fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.

Top Text: “HERE COME THE NEW BAGS”

Bottom Text: “SOMEHOW WORSE THAN THE OLD BAGS”]

IDEK who designs these but clearly those people have never worked in retail and had like six bags come off the hook at once because of poor quality and design issues.

COSMO AND NATION YOU ARE FAKE DOCTORS NOT FAKE BAGGERS